The duchess of YOUR MOM
ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

feminism5ever:

Petition to rename “offensive jokes” to “oppressive jokes” instead because

"offensive jokes" are often used to refer to fart jokes and sexual innuendos which while distasteful, have no real harm on people or society, whereas "oppressive jokes" are jokes that hurt people from…

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

susemoji:

teenage-gaze:

susemoji:

Never like their tacky clothes anyways

I low key want that sweater tho lmfao

You’re high-key disgusting

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day